What movies have not aged well?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Can you share some of your favorite jokes that are not well-known but always make people laugh?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Dr No

How do you know how physically attractive you actually are?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

A View to a Kill

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Have you ever been humiliated in front of a group of girls and enjoyed it?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-All the bad guys are black.

Octopussy

What are you struggling with in your life? What would you like to have instead?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Moonraker

What are the core beliefs of liberalism and conservatism? Can you provide a list of defining characteristics for each side?

Diamonds Are Forever

Goldfinger

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Has a cop ever said something to you which was completely unexpected?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

You Only Live Twice

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Apollo astronauts discovered the moon is covered in tiny orange glass beads. Now we finally know why. - Live Science

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

What is the difference between Michael Corleone’s marriage to Apollonia Vitelli and Kay Adams?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-”Ah so!”

Live and Let Die

How do you get a teenage boy to care about hygiene?

The Man with the Golden Gun

-J W Pepper

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

What measures do celebrities take to protect their images from being used for commercial purposes without permission? How much does this typically cost them?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

From Russia With Love

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

What is the XXX XXX Keerna Kappor video?

-”She is very sexyful!”

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

How should an atheist respond to a religious person who asks, "Why do you hate God?" What are some appropriate and inappropriate ways to answer this question?